Campaigns/Beta 6-26-19/The Egg

The party, in their varying elements of panic, did not fully check their gate rods before entering, and came up at a Radioactive Planet. The Gate was at the edge of a medieval / nearly Victorian era town punctuated by the stone architecture.

But, the radioactivity had scoured the area, and nearly every living thing had died. Worse, any organic substance (wood) had decayed under the bombardment to nearly dust, metals grew extremely brittle and the stone itself had become closer to sand or slake.

Ogg, Leaf, John Stamos, Acablot, Beta Ray Bill, and Bhrana went to to investigate The Keep before moving on the find the nearby Main Gate.

After collapsing the massive front gate, they found a gross hive of what could easily be called "Radroaches", who began to swarm the party. Bhrana burnt them all with Elemental Field while the hammer wielding memes collapsed most of the front wall to keep them in...

.... but with the radroaches baked, they broke another hole in the side wall and raided the Keep.

They found a main hall with a long dead Jarl, and destroyed his crown to prevent any undead shenanigans and stole the gems for cash. Inside the protected Keep they found a lead lined room to a reliquary and holy artifacts - worshiping mechanized weaponry (tanks, ships, mecha) from a long dead civilization. John Stamos robbed them of an empty grenade launcher and Acablot borrowed a few holy aluminum glocks.

The party made it thru the dead forest, full of dead and gross things, but no other interesting moments.

They came upon a starship that had crashed at an extreme angle directly down on top of the gate. Most of the massive dreadnought had crumpled and accordioned down, but the size 5 and lower party members found their way their the maze of collapsed passageways into an escape pod room, and one functioning pod. After accidentally disabling all the warnings and traps, they opened the pod and allowed a purple'ish insectoid female-presenting create free. She gladly hacked the remaining systems and got a few maps going to get the crew to the gate.

While the crew went to get their larger party members, she used her thorax to tonally activate the gate and slip thru.

Once the crew rescued a cleany bot and ended the life of a trapped blaster bot, they all got together and went to coordinates that purp girl had gone to...

... but did they go when?